Welcome To The Shitshow | Slate Door Sign | Laser Engraved Sign | Welcome Sign | Natural Slate Sign

Welcome To The Shitshow | Slate Door Sign | Laser Engraved Sign | Welcome Sign | Natural Slate Sign


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Give your guests a dose of realism with this humorous door sign. The phrase "Welcome to the Shitshow" is laser engraved on glossy, black slate.

Laser engraved on solid black slate.
24 inch rope hanger.
10 inches wide x 4 inches tall.
Roughly 1/4 inch thick.

*This is genuine stone. Because of the way the slate is cut, some signs may not be perfectly square on the corners and holes may be slightly uneven. Pictures are only a representation of the color and finish and each sign will be slightly different.*

Cleaning Instructions: Use a clean dry cotton rag sprayed moderately with 70% isopropyl alcohol.

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Once your package is in the mail, any issues regarding shipping will need to be taken up with the mail carrier. Sunspot Emporium will attempt to help you resolve your issue but we are not responsible for packages lost in transit or stolen upon delivery.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-5 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do you take custom orders?

I absolutely do! We offer a wide variety of materials and items. Please feel free to contact us!

Can I get wholesale pricing?

Yes you can! Please message me directly for information regarding wholesale pricing.

I think I may have given you the wrong address. What do I do?

In the event of an incorrect address:

1. If the order isn't processed yet I may be able to change the address on the shipping label depending on the item purchased.

2. If the order has already been shipped then it is out of my hands. You may pick it up at the address you provided, contact the current residents, or attempt to have it forwarded. Please contact the post office for further instructions.

Reviews (2)


Loved this so much! I requested some custom changes to the item, and the seller was incredibly helpful and easy to communicate with. I absolutely love how it turned out and would order from them again in a heartbeat!

The slate sign I ordered as a birthday gift to my wife arrived today and I love it. Immediately made me smile as I know it will her. Can't get over how fast it was shipped and to my door. To travel from the West Coast all the way to Ohio given the current world climate, in such a short amount of time? Gave me a brief, nostalgic moment of the good ole days, back when packages got to us in a timely manner on a regular basis. Seriously though, this is a quality product that the seller may have shipped the same day I ordered it, which is pretty awesome in and of itself.